Humor ist wenn man trotzdem lacht

[Nudel]

man man man der hat aber RICHTIG DRUCK


zum Glück saß er auf der richtigen Toilette

[Infinity.5th]

Sehr gute Beiträge xD
Hier 2 von mir :
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Ow9D3cP0Tdc
und
http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=gxRvExqN7_E

Hoffe die gefallen euch xD

[Cowboy70]

Das mit dem Schwarzen und dem HakenKreuz ist bestimmt n'fake - schaut euch die Bild qualität um das HakenKreuz und beim HackenKreuz an...sehr billig gemacht...falls ich mich irre kann ich nur sagen" ^^ so ein depp"
@
Könnte ja auch in Indien aufgenomme worden sein.
Dort liegt der Ursprung des Hakenkreuzes und gilt dort als Glücksymbol.


Cowboy70

[Infinity.5th]

Hi cowboy.
Ich glaube ich weiss welches Bild du meinst habe ejtzt aber nciht zurück geblättert.
Das Bild stammt aus Japan und der Träger weiss wahrscheinlich nicht über Nazis oder Holocaust. Desweiteren ist das Hakenkreuz in Japan ein Symbol für Licht/Sonne.

LG Infinity

[KingLear]

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
• 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
• 2 French men and 1 French woman
• 2 German men and 1 German woman
• 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
• 2 English men and 1 English woman
• 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
• 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
• 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
• 2 Russian men and 1 Russian woman

One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere....

o The 1st Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman

o The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois"

o The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman

o The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them

o The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman

o The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

o The 2 Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism. But at least it´s not snowing and the taxes are low.

o The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-Southside and setting up a distillery. They don´t remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren´t getting any.

o The first Russian man married the Russian woman and divorced her. He is the best customer of the Irish distillery.

o The other Russian man made money by actually killing the Italian and by arranging exit visas for the Bulgarians; with that he acquired a controlling 33.4% share in the Irish distillery including the world-wide distribution rights to the English and he hired the Greeks as sales agents. He employs both Germans as bodyguards (hence the strict schedule) both for himself and for his Russian girl-friend, and has promised the Bulgarian woman that she can become the maid of their first child. He regularly sees the Swedish woman to learn English

o In the mean time, the French still think they are alone on the island.

[KingLear]

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side.

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

BILL CLINTON: I don`t know, but I didn`t have sexual relationship to this chicken!

RONALD REAGAN: I forgot.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.

ANDERSEN CONSULTING: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Andersen Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Andersen helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Andersen Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with Anderson consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. Andersen Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man.The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossedthe road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?"

DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature.

RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road .. it transcended it.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain.

COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one?

[maik2008]

[Newword]

Cowboy 70 hat geschrieben

Das mit dem Schwarzen und dem HakenKreuz ist bestimmt n'fake - schaut euch die Bild qualität um das HakenKreuz und beim HackenKreuz an...sehr billig gemacht...falls ich mich irre kann ich nur sagen" ^^ so ein depp"

Vielleicht ist das Foto auch in diesem Restaurant geschossen worden:


http://www.stern.de/politik/panorama...en/568373.html


Gruß Newword

[Infinity.5th]

haha der georgia is gut
aber woher stammt denn das bild und was gibts in dem restaurant zu essen ?

http://www.isnichwahr.de/r24366-amer...ot-stupid.html

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